“will u marry me?”
“okie dokie”
(via cumbersome11)
i’d probably join a gang if it meant free fruit roll ups
(via laughcentre)
After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”
You baddas you Margie!! Yo go gurl! :P
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I’ve seen hell through my own eyes
I’d still eat it xD
get your “xD” face off my post
(via a-spork)
Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.
me either
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2 inces shorter and i could legally be a midget. ok
are you telling me that you’ve been illegally a midget this whole time. call the cops
(via a-spork)
Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER
(via cumbersome11)
if my laptop caught on fire i’d probably still try to use it to make text posts about how my computer is on fire
nayx:
skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut
fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
finally someone says this
epic post, love the truth and realness of this post.
I actually think all girls are disgusting and they should be taken to an island and have corks or something shoved up their vaginae durring their menstrual cycle
finally someone says this
(via genghsterkhan)
In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.
Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.
SURPRISE
HAHAHAHA
KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK
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